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Pg. 35: Oh Shi- November 19th, 2009, 6:41 am

Kunzite's scary. ; ~;

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Author Notes: Four King Hell, November 19th, 2009, 6:44 am

Ahh D:

This page, though, I don't really like. Meh.
Kunzite plays hard. >,:

This Page's Question:

If you were some mysterious fifth Ayakashi Sister from the Manga, what would the name of your mission be, and what would you have to do try and take over the world of the past? (If you don't know, in the Manga, the four sisters each had a mission that started with 'Re', eg. 'Re-new'.)

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Four King Hell, November 19th, 2009, 10:38 am

Fixin' Things

Just to clear a few things up, as there's been some confusion, which I assume stems from the fact I'm not good at telling stories. Augh.
Ok, so – going back a little, when Mamoru told Usagi about the bet with the guys, he didn't tell her that he was a part of it. So basically, he used the fact he's already friends with Usagi/the other girls to his advantage to paint the others in a minor, temporarily negative light. This is why Nephrite is so pissy at him. It was sort of a dick move, but not horrible, or one that could never be overcome by the others.
More recently – on the last two pages (34 + 35), Kunzite wasn't acting in the best interest of Mamoru. He wasn't acting in any interest of Mamoru's. He basically just wanted to torture him by filling him with doubt and fear, to put him behind the eight ball and level out the playing field. He knows that it is unlikely that Usagi would overreact to such a degree if Mamoru were to make a sexual advance – hell, he probably knows that Usagi would accept it, which is why he said it this way, to stop that from happening. Basically, he's being a cool, calm, collected, calculating cockfuck.
On page 35, the images are Mamoru's imagination, and they spawned from what Kunzite is telling him, which is the cursive-type writing. Kunzite is the only one who speaks on that page, except for 'Chibi-Usa... and the 30th Century...', which are Mamoru's thoughts, because Kunzite doesn't know about them yet. Everything else is Kunzite's douchebaggery.
Sorry for being so confusing, and I hope I get better at laying everything out more obviously in the future. I'm glad the basic premise seemed to be understood universally, though.

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honeymoonkiss (Guest), November 19th, 2009, 9:11 am

What a dick! As if Mamoru didn't have enough trouble baggin' the princess as it is, now Kunz is putting THOSE thoughts in his head. FFFFFFUUUU

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Zoe's Ami, November 19th, 2009, 10:00 am

Kunzite = BAMF
Way to win the psych out!

However, there's another option, Usagi (how old are the girls at this point? Old enough that Mamoru doesn't seem to think being with Usa would be pedophilia) is like "ABOUT FREAKING TIME!"

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Zoe's Ami, November 19th, 2009, 10:05 am

OH! Question, forgot it.

Recycle! Through leading a Green Movement, I would bring peace to the world and be elected Queen. And then I could recycle the brats!

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Laienzoi (Guest), November 19th, 2009, 10:05 am

Hoho, Kunzite you awesome bastard.
LOL I'm not sure whehter or not Kunzite's saying this out of his genuine concern for his prince (most likely) or if this is also his more subtle way winning the bet XD. Probably the first, but then I read Zoe's Ami's "PSYCH OUT" and I was like "HKR, Kunzite!"

*thinks* Well, Usagi knows about the bet, and she didn't seem to be too upset. I'd imagine that if she didn't want the sex she'd tell hiim, but I guess Kunzite's referring to how she probably doesnt' really know what sex is until it happens.

I'd say, Mamoru, to get married to Usako as quickly as you can so that you have an excuse to totally do it to create chibi usa. *nods decisively*

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Reika (Guest), November 19th, 2009, 1:39 pm

Don't worry. I think you are telling the story pretty good... at least I got everything right even before reading the explanation ;)
You see why Kunzite is the leader here... tactical genius! XD

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Yume (Guest), November 19th, 2009, 9:11 pm

Well played, Kunzite. Well played. Trust him to know how to hit Mamoru where it hurts.

A new Ayakashi operation, huh? How about Operation Re-hash: resurrect a villain from the previous season to do your dirty work!
What's that you say? Galaxia already tried that one? Rats.

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VO1 (Guest), November 19th, 2009, 9:23 pm

Well hey! The text for me read "30% more pansexual aliens" and this chapter contained 0% pansexual aliens! >:(

(Fuck it I <3 it anyways!)

Oh DAMN SON. Kunzite, I can only give you the slow theater clap because that was some cold-ass motherfucking strategerie right there. From the look on Mamoru's face, it seems like he's going to be emo-ing like a twihard the next time he touches Usagi's hand for longer than a second.

This rockets Kunz to the top of my fantasy draft...if he can strategize this well just to cockblock, he can think of a way to get under Venus's bow in no time. Much better than Neph's "go for broke" straight up Player's Club method.

Or it could backfire hilariously and he'd be "strung up by a chain up a flagpole" XD

God, I really want to know what happens now!!

Oh and I'd be Sailor UHC and institute a single-payer healthcare system for the US so no more 12 year olds die of a fucking tooth abscess and I would send all teabaggers/birthers to the freaking Dark Kingdom where they can devour each other because they are too stupid to live on Earth. /rant

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Spirit-hime (Guest), November 19th, 2009, 9:42 pm

Lesson learned: do not, under any circumstances, compete against Kunzite in anything. He will maim your ass.

That didn't take much effort. Let's be honest, now: Mamoru doesn't need a whole lot of coaxing to go into "oh shit I'm going to hurt Usako and destroy the wooooooorld" panic mode. I find it fascinating that Kunzite has already caught on to this obvious weakness. It's Mamoru who keeps saying that Usagi wouldn't be open to sex, but we have yet to actually hear Usagi's thoughts on the matter. I'm willing to bet he made that up in his head because he thinks breathing the wrong way would do her permanent damage.

Don't worry, I found all that easy to follow.

I wish I had the ability to make anything grow a boob, but it would be better if I could make it grow two of them.

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Roses Ablaze, November 19th, 2009, 10:23 pm

Oh snap, who knew Kunzite could be so cutthroat?

Are we going to see the Shitennou sabotaging each other, too?

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Sabrina (Guest), November 21st, 2009, 1:30 pm

I <3 Kunzite.

I agree with VO1. He deserves the slow clap for that. This is hilarious.

Will there be transvestites in your Sailor Moon? My vote is yes.

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SerenityMoonGodness (Guest), November 21st, 2009, 6:19 pm

Great job
Love the latest two pages! Love how Kunzite is tortuing Mamoru!

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Nekorin (Guest), November 23rd, 2009, 3:00 am

Joins in Slow Clap
This page almost made me cry!!!

Then again... Usagi isn't really as naive as everyone thinks she is. It's not like she doesn't know what sex is, she's always the one advancing on Mamoru. "You didn't have to bring me to a place like this just to get us alone! Chuuuuuu..."

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Nekorin (Guest), November 23rd, 2009, 3:02 am

randomly generated comment
What's this about foreshadowing about Naru in episode 6?

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Nekorin (Guest), November 23rd, 2009, 3:03 am

oh I forgot
Sorry for so many comments, but...

My mission would be called Re-Die! I'd tell the Sailor Soldiers to surrender to the Back Moon or... I'D KILL MYSELF!!!! What would our idealistic heroines do them, HUH?!

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GeneralWinter, April 22nd, 2010, 7:42 am

Four King, who ever told you you were bad at telling a story?? They are so sorely misinformed...;)

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James Birdsong (Guest), September 11th, 2010, 5:40 pm

*noblewoman laugh* Hohoho. Perfect play sir. Perfect.

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nandeyane (Guest), January 5th, 2011, 12:51 am

Lol and I thought the worst thing that could happen is that all senshi would take turns kicking Mamoru's ass ^^; or Usagi's Dad :-| hehe, ohai there :D Just found you webcomic and it is awesome <3

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Beloved Dawn, March 1st, 2011, 12:59 pm

Golf Clap
He totally deserves one for what he just did. That was low. Hilaious, effective, BRILLIANT, but low. That Kunz is just so... so... I can't even describe him. All I can say is MOAR!

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Rinthesly, September 22nd, 2013, 1:11 am

I like how you described [K]uuuuunnnz: [c]ool, [c]alm, [c]ollected, [c]alculating [c]ockfuck XDDD that's a nice touch!!

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Kat (Guest), July 5th, 2014, 3:06 pm

Oh shi-
That was my reaction exactly! Well played, Kunzite. Well played.

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