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[Zoisite and Nephrite visibly shudder and recoil from Kunzite.]
BOTH [THINKING]: Reminder... Do NOT play games with Kunzite.
[The scene changes to Moto-Azabu High School. The school bell sounds, marking the end of the school day.]
[Jadeite slumps at his desk, his head in his hands, exhausted.]
JADEITE [THINKING]: That was only slightly less boring than months spent in that "eternal sleep"... / Why do I need "Pythagoras" anyway!?
[He notices Asanuma in the classroom doorway, waving to him excitedly.]
ASANUMA: Yoo-hoo, Jedster! C'mere!
JADEITE [TO HIMSELF]: Oh, it's the Endymion fanboy again.
[Jadeite stands casually in the doorway and speaks to Asanuma. Asanuma smiles and gestures behind him to four classmates who resemble stereotypical shonen anime characters, including a geek, a delinquent, a jock, and a pretty boy.]
ASANUMA: Hey! So how was your first day? Did you sign up for an after-school club yet?
JADEITE: Should I have...?
ASANUMA: Cool! Want to join us in the Culture Club?
[Asanuma leans in to whisper to Jadeite conspiratorially. Jadeite is less than enthused.]
ASANUMA: Today, we're visiting a culturally significant site... Where, i hear, you can meet a total babe. / You in?
JADEITE: Uh... sure. / [THINKING] Sounds pathetic, to be honest. But if I go home, Endymion will probably have hours of chores for me, so...

Posted November 25th, 2009, 11:20 am

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Zoe's Ami commented (November 25th, 2009, 11:19 am):

Question: Ellen Page for Ami, just cause right now I'm in love with her, though she's probably a bit too old, but whatever. But I think she could pull off the short blue hair look.

Ok, this comic. Um... Rei?

Dude, hanging out with "the weird short kid" beats hanging out with Neph and Zoi? Jade's got his own brutal going on!

Roses Ablaze commented (November 25th, 2009, 8:30 pm):

Minako, I don't know, but they'd have to have a warm complexion. They'd have to have curves, too, since Venus was always portrayed as full-bodied.

For Rei, I'd cast her as someone who resembles Audrey Hepburn at the height of her career.

Ami, a younger Natalie Portman.

Makoto, again, I don't know, but I think they'd have to be fairly plain-looking, but beautiful. And full-bodied, like Minako, though more on the muscles than on the soft flesh.

Zellie commented (November 25th, 2009, 10:52 pm):

Honestly, I have a GREAT role for Lindsey Lohan- BERYL.

RedHood (Guest) commented (November 26th, 2009, 1:06 am):

Oh my gosh, I just discovered this comic, and I have to say I love it.

As for the movie question thats a tough one....I think they would have to be relative unknowns....

Spirit-hime (Guest) commented (November 26th, 2009, 2:16 pm):

SEXUAL TENSION HAHA. Oh gosh Frizzy, now I'm getting ideas of Azabu having their own Princess Princess equivalent, thanks.

Oh Asanuma, you are so adorably naive and high school. His friends do look appropriately like generic shounen anime characters. I follow the shoujo manga law that anybody not pretty is clearly not worth paying attention to, so they just fade into the background. And Lap-Top? You call your friend Lap-Top, Asanuma?

And yeah, guys. Yeah Kunzite's scary. So scary that he scares even the other Shitennou.

I would want the senshi played by unknowns, if only because they'd have to be young enough and I don't want it to be some Disney teen.

honeymoonkiss (Guest) commented (November 27th, 2009, 8:07 pm):

lol'd at title and lindsay lohan as sailor moon. lmao :D

i missed seeing jadeite~ didn't realize he'd been gone for awhile.

answer to question, i'd like to see sofia vassilieva as one of the characters of sailor moon. she has a very childlike face that i think would go far.

VO1 (Guest) commented (November 27th, 2009, 11:18 pm):

HA! I love that one of the generic background guys is a ponytailed, sunglasses-wearing toolio just like in 99% of anime.

Also, the quick cut about "sexual tension" and then "NM ALL BOIS SKOOL!" made me snort! Hilarious! Hey, there could be just as much sexual tension, but that's another comic.

I wonder who this girl is?? HMmmmm.

And of COURSE Lindsey Lohen would be SM, duh. She'd be the spray-tanned youma with coke dribbling out of her nose.

Serious answer: I have no idea. Maybe Henry Cavill for Nephrite? Jessica Biel (don't laugh) for Jupiter? She's got the cans for it. Ack, Thalia is better at this than I am. I'll nudge her towards this comic.

BLL (Guest) commented (November 28th, 2009, 1:07 am):

Ha! No wonder Kunzite is the leader of the 4 badasses. And I see that Jadeite will soon find himself with a melted face.

As for actors... uhh... I see Shia Lebouf playing Umino, Shannon Dohrety as Queen Nehelenia, and Christopher Walken as Usagi's dad. (Yeah, I know, the last one is really weird, but he'd be the type to sufficiently scare Mamoru if he were Usagi's dad. LOL)

Nekorin (Guest) commented (December 7th, 2009, 10:48 pm):
Where did Asanuma get that random male harem?! Not that I'm complaining... actually I've been playing around with the idea of a male harem myself... XD But best to finish my current projects first.

Hmmm... don't know alot of suitable actors. Nicole Kidman as Esmeraude maybe? And I want to play Zoisite. XD

Hanyu (Guest) commented (December 22nd, 2009, 3:34 pm):
''School Days''
It's funny that i looked at this after i watched the School Days Anime, because of the Page' name. XD

Wowzer (Guest) commented (December 22nd, 2009, 10:59 pm):
Whoever said Venus was the one with the figure, have you ever read or watched any form of Sailor Moon? The large chest and all that was always Jupiter. Venus was never a big deal except she was supposed to be pretty since she was 'Venus'.

Suzakutrip commented (June 13th, 2010, 2:40 pm):
Jadeite doesn't need school! We all know he's going to be a security guard for a theme park while moonlighting as a popular radio dj after his unsucessful attempt at opening a gym.

James Birdsong (Guest) commented (September 11th, 2010, 5:42 pm):

You suceeded in making the people look shounen. Hopefully Jadite and the rest can look seinen or shoujo anyhow tho.

Rinthesly commented (September 22nd, 2013, 1:34 am):

(Alright, I'm typing this comment before reading your description and other comments so it doesn't give me too much spoiler before I could try my luck interpreting the situation XD) so, 5 Galleons says the really, really hot girl is Rei and they're going to Hikawa Shrine... XD

Charlie Chaplin 2 (Guest) commented (January 27th, 2019, 1:37 am):

Yay!!!! Rei!!!

ellorgast commented (January 27th, 2019, 4:12 pm):

I love your high school student extras. They're so diverse and interesting and shounen. Apparently me of ten years ago thought they faded into the background, but me of ten years ago was a fool. I'd want to hang out with those kids.

shadowsphere21 (Guest) commented (January 30th, 2019, 6:36 pm):


Love Jadeite's face in the last panel.

Haru17 (Guest) commented (March 12th, 2019, 7:43 am):

He's totally going to see Rei..

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