Yeah. Again, not a particularly funny page.
CAN YOU GUESS WHO IT IS
Don't do it. It's obvious enough already.
I tried to make Asanuma's friends look as Generic Shounen Anime as possible.
Clearing stuff up from before:
Four King Hell takes place a year after the anime ends, though the actual continuity it uses is a mixture of all four (Anime, Musicals, Manga + PGSM). Though, as you've probably noticed, it tends to lean a little more towards the Anime.
I'm glad you all seemed to like Kunzite's bastard-ry. ^_^ Nobody seems to write Kunzite as an ass when he's good, which always kinda irked me - I'm not sure he was buttercups and roses when he was in the Golden Kingdom.
He still cares about Mamoru, though. Hee.
This Page's Question:
Who would you cast in an American live-action Sailor Moon movie? Please limit your answer to only three characters, but they can be any three characters. If anyone says 'Lindsay Lohan' I'mma gonna have to shoot ya.
SEXUAL TENSION HAHA. Oh gosh Frizzy, now I'm getting ideas of Azabu having their own Princess Princess equivalent, thanks.
Oh Asanuma, you are so adorably naive and high school. His friends do look appropriately like generic shounen anime characters. I follow the shoujo manga law that anybody not pretty is clearly not worth paying attention to, so they just fade into the background. And Lap-Top? You call your friend Lap-Top, Asanuma?
And yeah, guys. Yeah Kunzite's scary. So scary that he scares even the other Shitennou.
I would want the senshi played by unknowns, if only because they'd have to be young enough and I don't want it to be some Disney teen.
HA! I love that one of the generic background guys is a ponytailed, sunglasses-wearing toolio just like in 99% of anime.
Also, the quick cut about "sexual tension" and then "NM ALL BOIS SKOOL!" made me snort! Hilarious! Hey, there could be just as much sexual tension, but that's another comic.
I wonder who this girl is?? HMmmmm.
And of COURSE Lindsey Lohen would be SM, duh. She'd be the spray-tanned youma with coke dribbling out of her nose.
Serious answer: I have no idea. Maybe Henry Cavill for Nephrite? Jessica Biel (don't laugh) for Jupiter? She's got the cans for it. Ack, Thalia is better at this than I am. I'll nudge her towards this comic.
Ha! No wonder Kunzite is the leader of the 4 badasses. And I see that Jadeite will soon find himself with a melted face.
As for actors... uhh... I see Shia Lebouf playing Umino, Shannon Dohrety as Queen Nehelenia, and Christopher Walken as Usagi's dad. (Yeah, I know, the last one is really weird, but he'd be the type to sufficiently scare Mamoru if he were Usagi's dad. LOL)
Where did Asanuma get that random male harem?! Not that I'm complaining... actually I've been playing around with the idea of a male harem myself... XD But best to finish my current projects first.
Hmmm... don't know alot of suitable actors. Nicole Kidman as Esmeraude maybe? And I want to play Zoisite. XD
Whoever said Venus was the one with the figure, have you ever read or watched any form of Sailor Moon? The large chest and all that was always Jupiter. Venus was never a big deal except she was supposed to be pretty since she was 'Venus'.
(Alright, I'm typing this comment before reading your description and other comments so it doesn't give me too much spoiler before I could try my luck interpreting the situation XD) so, 5 Galleons says the really, really hot girl is Rei and they're going to Hikawa Shrine... XD