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[Kunzite looks around.]
KUNZITE: In any case, I need to ask Endymion about this "Royal Greengrocer's". Is he home?
NEPHRITE: Yeah... well, mostly.
[Mamoru has hidden himself in the kitchen, huddled under one of the counters, an enormous block of chocolate half-eaten in his hands. He stares far into the distance, unseeing.]
MAMORU: Crystal Tokyo... Chibi-Usa... Ruined... All my fault... Destruction of the Earth... Worst boyfriend... I must protect her from myself...
[Kunzite kneels down to be level with him, worried but calm. Mamoru barely acknowledges him.]
KUNZITE: E... Endymion? Is something wrong...?
MAMORU: Wrong? Why would anything be wrong? I'm glad you pointed out how I'll inevitably bring the destruction of the planet and my girlfriend! / Now I have time to prepare! Maybe I could go into hiding? Usako would come to forgive me...
[Kunzite leans back, scratching his head, concerned.]
KUNZITE: Oh, dear. I didn't realise it would affect him this badly... I forgot what a sensitive soul our prince can be.
[He resolves himself.]
KUNZITE: Alright. Time to bring him back to reality, gently-
[Nephrite steps quickly up between them and slaps Mamoru across the face, hard.]
[Mamoru looks down at his chocolate bar, cheek stinging but back to his senses.]
MAMORU: ... Hey, who's been eating my chocolate?
[Kunzite glares off at Nephrite. Mamoru glares up at Kunzite.]
NEPHRITE [OFFPANEL]: Now we're even, cape boy.
KUNZITE: ... Well, as long as it worked, I suppose...
MAMORU: Kunzite, you had me dangerously close to pulling another R-season break-up. Usako would have killed me, and then you.

Posted January 7th, 2010, 3:35 am

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Spirit-hime (Guest) commented (January 7th, 2010, 1:03 pm):

This page pretty much made my freaking day. Thank you Frizzy.

Mamoru huddled in the corner with a five pound chocolate bar is pretty much the greatest thing ever. And he is waiting. For MATING SEASON. I'm glad that Kunzite feels just a little bit of guilt over making his own prince catatonic. You should learn to use your powers of badassery for good, Kunzite.

I love how the world conspires to make Neph angry. I can't decide whether the greatest part is the smacking or the muttering at the bottom.

"Don't treat me like a kid." He says as he clutches his chocolate bar the size of his head. You know he'll take Kunzite up on that.

supercutefoxy (Guest) commented (January 7th, 2010, 7:15 pm):

LOL!!! This was great! I love all the different facial expressions. Espically Neph's "I hope he gains 30 kilos." so much fun in this one page. ^_^

So Sailor Moon would totally be a high school horror thing. Or maybe that end of the world thing that movies have been all about lately. You're pick.

VO1 (Guest) commented (January 7th, 2010, 10:21 pm):

Hey isn't the mating season of rabbits pretty much all the time? Hence the term: "Fucking like bunnies?" XD Guess he won't have to wait that long! LOL

Words cannot describe how much I love Nephrite in this first, I thought he was going to be a pure pussy hound, but then life dealt him a shitty hand and his reactions are just solid fucking comedy gold!! His bitchslap made me laugh out loud like a lunatic. His comments are goddamn priceless.

Damn Mamoru, that's a lot of chocolate...maybe he spent too much time in the budroom! Yes, that was a weed joke. I'm here all night.

God please, more Nephrite. And can someone at least "accidentally" get a boob grab or somethign? It's only been a couple of days but men have needs, you know? The tissues and lotion will start disappearing at record pace.

I can't really answer the question because I keep writing a billion chapters of AR fanfic about it so I have pretty much considered them in every role ever.

Countdown to Crown Parlour....

VO1 (Guest) commented (January 7th, 2010, 10:23 pm):
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
Oh and I forgot to mention another thing I loved!

Kunzite: I must concoct a careful plan to bring my Prince back to reality without doing permanent damage to his delicate psyche.
Nephrite: WHAP

Cruz-HIme (Guest) commented (January 8th, 2010, 2:50 pm):

Ah Chocolate, what would the human do without you.
Mamoru having a nervous breakdown is just the best, love Nephrite's non-too-subtle way of snapping him out.

Last Haven (Guest) commented (January 16th, 2010, 5:08 pm):

I just want to say Mamoru's crazy face in panel four made me laugh way too hard, along with Nephrite's bitch slap.

I totally imagine SM as a horror movie where Usagi is the Final Girl, the one to be the bad guy--and then end up in a mental hospital until they decide to make a sequel.

Muuuuuuuch love for this comic, I feel terrible for not commenting before!

Branwen (Guest) commented (January 26th, 2010, 2:04 pm):
Neph FTW!
Yes, Nephrite, you CAN solve everything with violence!

OMG seriously too fucking funny, I think it was the "step.step.step" part that really got me the POW smack down. Now their's a gaurdian that isn't afraid to get his hands dirty.

And the muttering! Omgs the muttering!

Chocolate High Mamoru should also make a re-appearance.

Good stuff. Good stuff.

Mako-chan (Guest) commented (June 3rd, 2010, 12:45 am):
pure awesome...
I've just stumbled onto this, and have been reading it in a straight shot...

I just had to comment, though, because I laughed so hard at "the mating season of the rabbit". This is definitely getting bookmarked.

mandy-kun commented (July 6th, 2010, 11:13 pm):

Chocolate cures almost everything <3

James Birdsong (Guest) commented (September 11th, 2010, 6:43 pm):

Very cool. Very perfect. I like chocolate ice cream.

A3Kitsune (Guest) commented (August 26th, 2011, 12:23 am):

War story with the girls all in the same unit.

minirowan (Guest) commented (January 11th, 2013, 10:47 pm):

This was hilarious!! XD

I love how Kunzite felt so regretful and how annoyed Neph was! Is this still the same day Kunzite messed with Mamoru? Then it makes sense that the nerves kicked in so quickly.

I have Katekyo Hitman Reborn stuck in my head, so I'd transplant the girls (Usagi + Inners + Neptune + Uranus + Saturn) as the 10th generation Vongola. Mamoru would be Usagi's love interest, of course. But other than Usagi, the personalities don't match at all T_T

yokogreyword commented (August 4th, 2013, 2:22 pm):

Speaking of Mamoru's profile, I was so busy with my birthday yesterday that I forgot to say: Happy Birthday Mamoru!

Kat (Guest) commented (July 5th, 2014, 9:00 pm):
I am LOVING this comic! I love seeing the more human side (and depth) of these guys. :3

Charlie Chaplin 2 (Guest) commented (January 27th, 2019, 1:52 am):

He broke he 4th wall!!! And I know it’s meant to be hilarious (it is, btw) but this is a perfect illustration of why Mamoru needs these guys so badly. In one panel Mamoru was snapped back into reasonableness where as, as he says, he spend a whole season in R self hating and hurting everyone around him in his attempts to protect them. He NEEDS these guys to help him be the best he can be.

shadowsphere21 (Guest) commented (January 30th, 2019, 7:02 pm):

Mamoru wolfing down chocolate while having a nervous breakdown is the best thing ever XDDDD

Haru17 (Guest) commented (March 12th, 2019, 9:40 pm):

Kunzite is indeed scary when he wants to be but he at least has an empathetic soul unlike Nephrite...xDDDDDDDDDD!!!

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