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[Mamoru, Demande, Kunzite and Saphir return to Mamoru's apartment, Mamoru and Demand still fiercely arguing, clearly exhausting the others.]
MAMORU: -And you'll go to bed by ten, and be up by six-
DEMANDE: You're more of a dictator than Wiseman! So much for the tolerant White Moon-
[The two of them are distracted by a voice calling to them sweetly, Saphir peeking between them to see. Kunzite, who has already seen, looks appalled.]
[Zoisite stands before them in a grossly stained apron, a thick cloud of black smoke wafting behind him from the direction of the kitchen. Nonetheless, he beams at them with a too-cute smile, cheeks rosy and eyes sparkling, brandishing a chef's hat and ladle.]
ZOISITE: Thank goodness you're all home, I was so worried!! It's nearly dark! / I've been keeping dinner warm for almost an hour now~! / Oh, and you brought some guests? How delightful! They're more than welcome to stay for dinner too!
[Behind him, Nephrite grips the table he's seated at, seemingly riveted to the spot with a look of horror on his face.]
NEPHRITE [URGENTLY]: Help me.

Posted February 21st, 2010, 12:30 pm

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Uhhh

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/1884/notboobs2.jpg

I think, at least. Because otherwise, I don't really see how everyone thinks Zoisite has massive tits in this picture or something. He's got pecks in a tight t-shirt. Your eye is following the line of Mamoru's apron and thinking that's the edge of his chest, but it's not. It cuts across his chest, as you can see in the picture. It's my fault for all my pages being so sketchy, but it gets a bit weird to have loads of people commenting on something that's not there.
Aside from that, he's pushing his chest out, so it's gonna be more prominent.

Also, he's wearing skinny, skinny jeans. Like stovepipe. Skinny black jeans for anorexic girls. Girls who are probably twelve years old.
God help his nuts.

- Four King Hell, February 22nd, 2010, 8:12 am

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sailor_titan commented (February 21st, 2010, 1:31 pm):
I know a job...
...that Demando could get that would rake him lots of cash.

MALE HOST. ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Host_and_hostess_clubs#Host_clubs )

He'd totally do it.

Kimberly12 commented (February 21st, 2010, 1:55 pm):

I think Nephrite just sold me on the font.

OMGLOL KUNZITE'S FACE IN THE SECOND PANEL!!11!!ONE!!

...If I were them, I'm not sure I'd want to eat any dinner Zoisite made that left his apron looking like that... :S

Cruz-Hime commented (February 21st, 2010, 4:02 pm):

Gee...uh...wow...
I am stuck between rofl and T_T along with Nephrite

Satsukibare (Guest) commented (February 21st, 2010, 4:03 pm):
Someone forgot how to play "Cooking Mama"!
Oh, boy. I'm not sure who I feel the most sorry for after seeing this: Mamoru, whose apartment has once again been desecrated; Nephrite, who was the obvious guinea pig in this cooking disaster; or Jedite, who will most likely be punished by having to clean the kitchen and bathroom for causing trouble @ Rei's shrine (then again, Mamoru may as well hand them off to Diamond as a continuing reminder that he's unwelcome!).

chef!Zoisite looks stunning in that hat and scarf, btw =^^=

Zoe's Ami commented (February 21st, 2010, 4:04 pm):

Is Zoi wearing a blouse?

I think Neph is really the best part of this though, he just looks so defeated!

This is a fantastic page!

Linz (Guest) commented (February 21st, 2010, 4:47 pm):

I want to know the exact events that left Nephrite in such a defeat state >:3

Dragonicsoul commented (February 21st, 2010, 6:02 pm):
My 'quote' is "Would anyone like some seconds of field mouse pudding?"
I feel that the little tagline up top of the page is terribly ironic, and possibly foreboding. It can't be a good sign.

And I didn't think I'd EVER see Nephrite look that scared.

starmie (Guest) commented (February 21st, 2010, 6:15 pm):
That was Zoicite?O_O
I thought for sure it was Makoto at first glance (the curly hair is deceitful, I tell you!XD)

Yuuichirou... In 4KH Jadeite's own words, he is a rag-haired hobo.XD

Supercutefoxy (Guest) commented (February 21st, 2010, 8:38 pm):

Mother F*er Zoicite! Even covered in food and ...stuff, He makes a great looking girl...*grumble*

But is that smoke coming out of the kitchen behind him? LOL!

And it looks like the all caps doesn't take too much away from the text after all. Now it'll just take getting use to the font. ;)

Ha and Mamoru's defending his chocolate. That is hilarious. More so because it's just kinda slipped in there with the serious stuff.

elianthos commented (February 21st, 2010, 10:34 pm):

*narrowing eyes at suspicious chest mounds* is Zoi wearing a padded bra? Ami's accidental kiss (-with tongue, I'm convinced of it >333 -) must have shaken him real bad, like masculinity-denial-escape bad XD . My poor Ami, my poor SenShi fav OTP ;__;: this upsets me more than his yet unstolen choco-stach does Mamoru * zooms rummaging around house for theobroma-packed goods* .
...

I approve of Demando's job as a male host as suggested by Titan: go earn your bread, you former near-rapist freeloader >3
---
Also...
for lingering nuts ache
and scalding tea,
a maiden's kiss
is the panacea :D
*bows, grabs audience's thrown flowers*

Spirit-hime commented (February 21st, 2010, 10:45 pm):

HA at Mamoru laying down the LAW on bathing practices and chocolate. The man's got priorities. I guess the future king needs to get in some practice on ruling the planet, by starting with his household.

I CAN'T DECIDE WHICH EXPRESSION IS BETTER. Kunzite panel 1, who looks surly and fed up and eye-rolly, or Kunzite panel 2, who is the very picture of horror, or Nephrite, who looks... like a tortured puppy. Does he need a trip to the hospital? Is he poisoned? Is Zoisite THAT SCARY that he could bully even Nephrite into defeat? No, scratch that, Nephrite wins, by far. (You're going to make me have eight billion Nephrite icons soon with how awesome you draw him, you know.)

Zoisite looks amazing. The way you drew his face and hair is absolutely perfect.

I like the font! I feel it's slightly more readable than the previous one. All caps is standard practice, and I think it works well.

kria525 commented (February 21st, 2010, 11:15 pm):

LOL Zoi makes such an awesomely terrifying housewife, it's crazy. And those (padded?) curves he has = ::me jealous, HAHA::
And I agree with everyone else here: Neph's face is the greatest thing EVER. :D

VO1 (Guest) commented (February 21st, 2010, 11:19 pm):
WHAT
WHAT


You know, I always had a little tiny torch--no, maybe a match--burning for Serena/Demando, minus the creepy mindcontrol daterape, but now that match is out and a new, Olympic-sized flame has been lit:

Mamoru/Demando


All of that tension and arguing is a perfect recipe for a good old fashioned hatefuck. BUT, you know, this is 4KH, and if Mamoru's too much of a wet rag to bone his own girlfriend, then there's not much of a chance that he'd hit it with her stalker. Even though it would be delicious!

That being said:


WHAT


Oh Zoi, WTF. I was also punked into thinking it was Makoto, but upon closer inspection, she's got a few cup sizes on him! And by "a few" I mean, "A lot" and Neph isn't trying to grab them.

Hey everyone: lay off of Type A Mamoru! At last count, there are 7 people using a single bathroom! And one is ZOI. Can you imagine the amount of hair in that drain (heh...Spirit....PUBES)? He NEEDS a strict schedule to keep the hot water consistent and prevent Zoi from hogging it so that Ami can burst in on him while naked! PRIORITIES, DAMMIT!


Also this means there are 6 people sleeping in the budroom XD


KEEP IT ROLLING FRIZZY! <3 <3 <3

VO1 (Guest) commented (February 21st, 2010, 11:21 pm):
Ack forgot something AGAIN
I love how no one notices/cares that Jadeite's not home from school yet! If Mamoru can power trip over when Demando goes to bed, I'd hate to see what happens when the minor stays out past curfew!

BLL (Guest) commented (February 22nd, 2010, 1:56 am):
...What the FUDGE?!!?
Wow.... just... wow.

Is Zoisite having an existential crisis or something? Or did he fall asleep watching Martha Stewart again? (Then again, he was somewhat like this in the beginning of this adventure, so I guess it isn't a total surprise. Just really funny to see this side of him again. *lol*)

linni commented (February 22nd, 2010, 7:57 am):

-_- Stares at Zoisite's chest.
What's with his chest?!
After that kiss with Ami, I was expecting him to be more manly or something XD
And are those leggings on him? Zoisite sure has nice legs XD

Last Haven (Guest) commented (February 22nd, 2010, 10:00 am):

I just assumed Zoi was sticking out his chest *really* far. For, you know. Emphasis.

I love *EVERY* expression on this page. Fed-up then horrified Kunzite, Saffir/Diamond/Mamoru's WHUT looks, Zoi's :D look, and then poor tortured Neph. Poor baby.

The smoke pouring out of the kitchen juxatposed against the flowers just makes that panel.

Spirit-hime commented (February 22nd, 2010, 12:40 pm):

Oh shit, V. Mamoru/Demando hatesex. That... that's too good not to happen. Seriously.

*cough* Not in 4KH, of course. No, never.

Maybe Mamoru needs to write up a spreadsheet scheduling everyone in for bathroom time. And SOMEONE'S going to have to snake that drain like once a week.

Y'all need to check the archives again. Makoto always, at the very least, has her hair shaded dark, plus she wears her ponytail higher and has eyelashes. Oh yeah, and she has bigger boobs. Real ones.

Julia (Guest) commented (February 22nd, 2010, 3:49 pm):

LMAOOOO!

Julia (Guest) commented (February 22nd, 2010, 3:53 pm):

seriously, you have the best facial expression drawing skills. awesome work!

UNKNOW (Guest) commented (February 23rd, 2010, 12:32 am):

WTF?

Charlie Chaplin 2 commented (February 23rd, 2010, 8:58 am):

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That image of Neph is hilarious! The poor guy must be in his own personal hell right now...

GreenInkling (Guest) commented (March 17th, 2010, 10:53 pm):

Thank you, THANK YOU for including Prince Demando! I love him!

James Birdsong (Guest) commented (September 11th, 2010, 8:27 pm):

This is perhaps the best comic ever.

ellorgast commented (January 28th, 2019, 12:07 am):

"So much for the tolerant White Moon" is a highly underappreciated line omg

I don't know how you managed to make Zoi look even more beautifully manic and Neph look even more tortured, but it is a delight

shadowsphere21 (Guest) commented (January 30th, 2019, 7:45 pm):

*peers closely* Is Zoisite wearing mascara?
LOL

Haru17 (Guest) commented (March 12th, 2019, 11:49 pm):

Zoicite is trying too hard.. hahahahaha

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