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[Zoisite whisks himself back to the kitchen, silhouetted as his smile turns sinister, a glint in his eye. Kunzite, Mamoru and Nephrite watch, stoney-faced.]
ZOISITE: See? See how NICE I am now? I'm positively a saint! The old Zoisite would never be so selfless. / I'll show you changed-! They should give me an award for changing so much!
[Kunzite sighs and palms his face, leaning onto the table. Mamoru reasons with him.]
KUNZITE: Oh, dear. I have a hunch...
MAMORU: Well can you do something? Because-
[He snaps to jab a finger at Demande, who has begun eating.]
DEMANDE: Is all 21st Century food this vile?
MAMORU [FIRMLY]: You'll eat what you get and be grateful.
[He snaps back to Kunzite, prodding the table.]
MAMORU: This food WILL kill us.
[Kunzite leans back, watching Zoisite.]
KUNZITE: I can try...
[Kunzite leaps to his feet, pointing dramatically out the window. Zoisite flips around to glare in the direction he's pointing.]
KUNZITE: Why, look! Isn't that Sailor Mercury organizing a bake sale for underprivileged children?
ZOISITE: That little blue-
[Kunzite whisks Mamoru's cup of "coffee" off the table and throws the liquid in Zoisite's face with a splat, quicker than Nephrite or Mamoru can follow. Demande watches blithely as he chews.]

Posted February 28th, 2010, 12:02 am

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Kimberly12 commented (February 28th, 2010, 1:12 am):

Frizzy, my dear, I've just had a stroke of genius. GENIUS! Kunzite should get a a Shakespearean actor! Right? Right? I mean, he's already got the dialogue down. Seriously, the only time I ever say "Hark" is at Christmas when I'm singing carols. :S

Also, I think Mamoru should start listing out everything Dimande can't do in his house.

...Actually, it would probably be better if he listed out everything that Dimande COULD do instead. I would make for a much shorter list, methinks. A TEE HEE HEE!

BLL (Guest) commented (February 28th, 2010, 2:52 am):

Zoisite's smile in the 1st panel is kinda creepy. (The poor guy really has issues doesn't he?)

Gotta lol at his bunny slippers too. (Or is he borrowing Usagi's slippers? O_o)

linni commented (February 28th, 2010, 7:40 am):

Where's Sapphir? Did he run away from the food?
I can't believe Dimande can stand to chomp & swallow something that tasted that vile -_-"
And I love Zoisite reaction! "Love" really does change a person!
Last but not least Kunzite's killer reflex is epic!

starmie (Guest) commented (February 28th, 2010, 8:58 am):
There's hope for Zoi-boy yet!XD

Oh, and is it just me, or is Mamoru practicing his daddy skills? Maybe he's relatively confident about the bet that he's already preparing for Chibiusa.XD

Oh, and the thought of Mamoru with leather pants... O_O. Puts a whole new dimension to the Tuxedo Earth getup.

supercutefoxy (Guest) commented (February 28th, 2010, 11:57 am):

HAHA! I love the fact that even though he's complaining about the food, people are acting strange, and food is being thrown in people's face Dimande just sits there chowing down.

And Kunzite's rather abrupt launch into Shakespearian is hilarious. I'm going to have mental pictures of him going 'HARK!' and dressed in Romeo's outfit for a very long time now.

Spirit-hime commented (February 28th, 2010, 1:55 pm):


Brilliant, Kunzite. I very much enjoy his "acting" skills and his ninja moves. Nothing cures crazy like a good hot cup of death-coffee to the face.

I love that Zoisite's reasoning for this rivalry is that HE IS A BETTER WOMAN THAN AMI IS. Oh, Zoisite. You're adorable.

"I've had hangovers that taste better than this." >> WIN.

"No speaking with your mouth full in my house." >> DOUBLE WIN. Oh Mamoru, you and your desperate attempts to be the daddy in charge are so adorably futile.

Demand just continuing to chew on his food while people are getting coffee in the face is awesome. It's obviously not too vile to be eating it! Also loving Mamoru's blank look as Kunzite's arm goes straight over his head.

Oh golly gee Frizzy, I thought the sexual climax of shounen ai was the part where the seme dries the uke's tears and they look soulfully into each other's eyes as a cascade of shimmering bubbles floats behind them.

thinfeniel commented (February 28th, 2010, 3:05 pm):

this page made me laugh so hard, it's just gorgeous!

had to read it twice to notice Zoisite's bunny slippers *g*

thanks again for this wonderful comic :D

Lytton (Guest) commented (February 28th, 2010, 4:55 pm):

Oh, I adore this comic! It never fails to make me laugh. Thank you so much!

Zoe's Ami commented (February 28th, 2010, 7:41 pm):

LL! I didn't even notice the bunny slippers until I read your comment. That juts adds to the win.

Zoi is absolutely hilarious as insane. I almost don't want him to ever become sane. Ever.

I really do think Kunz slipping into Elizabethian language absolutely makes this. Hark, is just, off the top of my head I can only think of three references and two are carols and one is Romeo. But I think it works a thousand times better than "look!" here.

I think, despite Ami not actually being in this one, that this is my absolute favorite so far.

Also, I just noticed that the quotation at the top changes not with each strip but with each load...

Katface (Guest) commented (February 28th, 2010, 8:42 pm):

I thought Dimande was just too adorable on this page, lol. And Zoisite gets crazier and crazier. XD

elianthos commented (February 28th, 2010, 9:52 pm):

Thanks for the pic explanation XD (boy, my brain is more fried than I believed)
What do you mean they are not that kind of buds? ;_; DO THEY SMOKE ROSES? *_*
YuichiroxZoicite URGH . I was talking in jest, Frizzy dearest @_@. I'd rather have Mamoru boning Demando to the point of Perpetual Hate Haemorrhoids >>;;
The latest page:
oooh, Zoi's insane face is topped only by Kumzite's one while ninja-ing. For some reason his face there hath me besotted *_* . Why so tempting art thou, Kunzy? Thy eyes, thy face, thy beyond-human speed and rutless yet merciful grace... Thee warrior of earthly lore, this lowly humble soul adore.
I shudder at what Demando must have got used to eat on Nemesis if he can gobble up Zoi's concotions like that >>;;.

VO1 (Guest) commented (March 1st, 2010, 2:53 am):
...I almost DIED fucking laughing at this one! There is probably NOTHING that isn't funny about it...Mamoru the Tight Ass, Neph being the most awesomest, funniest, bad-assed mofo on the planet (plus his disgusted expression is priceless!), Demando the garbage disposal, Zoi fucking losing his marbles over a five minute encounter with his soulmatey/rival (drama queen!), and then..and then...XD LOL KUNZITE!

I have no idea how to describe this, but the motion captured in that last panel is perfect...I love how you made drew it so your eyes travel in one quick motion along with Kunzite's hand. What an effing ninja! Great job there, I really like it.

Also I didn't catch that it was COFFEE until I read the comments!! I just assumed that it was generic food-slop until a closer look. Yeah, OW!

And one cares where Jadeite is! XD Mamoru has to stop parenting his sexual rival and focus on his underage friend before he ends up in foster care!

Well if Kunzite didn't, I felt there was going to be another Neph bitch-slap, so all is well :D

Cruz-Hime commented (March 1st, 2010, 9:13 am):

Everything that I thought of has already been said. What more can I say other than:
You and your comic are(insert Tony the Tiger) GREEAAT!

Last Haven (Guest) commented (March 1st, 2010, 9:28 am):

For Zoi's pretty face, I how that coffee had cooled down. Ouch!

The only thing I love better than Zoi's slippers has got to be Diamond still eating that crap while everyone else is shocked about the coffee hitting Zoi. Kunz's >:< face is pretty hilarious too.

Laridae (Guest) commented (March 1st, 2010, 9:13 pm):

Zoisite was really having a bit too much fun with his evil chuckle at the beginning there, wasn't he? It was almost Python-esque. The poor guy, he's having such a rough time.

It is so so perfect to have Mamoru all concerned for Zoisite, then snap into alpha-male-will-not-let-Dimande-get-any-free-remarks, then revert immediately back to the same concerned expression as before, identical hand position and everything. Mamoru just cannot let himself ignore Dimande, I can't get over it. And I notice you are respecting the environment on those panels...a smart thing to do on a tight schedule? Yea, verily, yea! ;)

Annnnd, Dimande's expression whilst Kunzite is pulling his ninja reflexes, Love It. Everyone else is stunned but he just goes on eating, mildly interested, like it's dinner theatre or something.

lovely_seraph (Guest) commented (March 4th, 2010, 10:37 am):

Win, this comic makes me lol so many times. Keep it up!

roxyk630 (Guest) commented (May 24th, 2010, 3:52 pm):

ROFLAO CANNOT STOP READING. *DIES LAUGHING* ... and this is my second time thru...

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minirowan (Guest) commented (January 11th, 2013, 11:20 pm):

I love so many things on this page!

1. Mamoru scolding Diamond
2. Kunzite's old english
3. Zoi getting a face full of his cooking

ellorgast commented (January 28th, 2019, 12:16 am):

There is A LOT to love about this page. Mamoru ordering Demande to eat the food right after he said how awful it was. Demande doing so, for some reason, and complaining the whole time. The comedic timing of Kunzite's ninja splat and how smoothly and instantly he does it.

But I think the cherry on top, especially with the revised art, is how Kunzite's expression does not change through this entire scenario. It's so perfect.

shadowsphere21 (Guest) commented (January 30th, 2019, 7:51 pm):

Awww, I miss Kunzite's "Ye Olde English" turn! "Hark!" XDDD

On the other hand, those are some smooth ninja moves, my man...while Demande just keeps on eating hahahaha

And Zoisite with bunny slippers is just the best. Mamoru's as well? LOL

Haru17 (Guest) commented (March 13th, 2019, 12:27 am):

oh Saphir...not that one shouldn't be grateful, but that's not all the food 21st century has to offer...i guess he's like that because they're both given a second chance at life

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